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Best Sewing & Knitting Jokes

We LOVE jokes and puns about sewing and knitting.

Here we have gathered all the best jokes and one-liners we have come across. Pour yourself a nice cup of tea or coffee and lean back. It’s time for a good laugh!

We have categorized all the jokes and puns into small categories. You can click the “table of content” just below to jump directly to each category 🙂

Table of Contents

The Best Sewing Jokes

Sewing Dad Jokes

  • My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer-songwriter.
  • If you are freaking out over a sewing project, don’t worry. What you are experiencing is called “Seamstress’ed”. It’s a quite common phenomenon among people who sew.
  • I can’t remember any sewing jokes, I’m running out of materials.
  • My wife’s sewing machine isn’t working properly. Not sure what’s wrong with it though, it just seams a little off.
  • If your block isn’t working right, just try turning it around. Maybe it will work left.
  • How did you know the thief was a seamstress? She seemed to be following a pattern.
  • How did you know my wife just started sewing? She never finishes her quilting projects.
  • What do you call a gathering of quilters? A block party.
  • How do quilting babies learn to walk? With a walking foot.
  • Why couldn’t Santa convince the quilter to come to visit? he didn’t have enough backing.
  • How do a seamstress travel? Stitch-hiking.
  • What did the quilter blame for having too many children? Reproduction fabric.
  • Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? Because they drop all their needles.
  • Girl: Hi Doctor, have you found out what my condition is yet? Doctor: Yes, do you like sewing? Girl: Yes, but what does that have to do with any of this? Doctor: You seam-stressed.

One liners

  • Let me sew and no one gets hurt
  • Nothing hunts us like the fabric we didn’t buy
  • Sewing is cheaper than Therapy
  • Of course I talk to myself when I sew. Sometimes I need expert advice.
  • To sew or not to sew. What a silly question.
  • Hand me my seam ripper, then slowly back away.
  • I just spent two hours organizing my stockpile of fabric. I think I will reward myself with a trip to the fabric store.
  • I only quilt on days that end in “y”.
  • Blessed are the children of quilters. They shall inherit the quilts.
  • I count my salary in yards of fabric.
  • I might look like I’m listening to you but in my head, I’m sewing.
  • I’m not a hoarder, I just need a bigger craft room.
  • I’m only hugging you to see if that fabric is wool or polyester.
  • Dear Lord, please let me come home before my online orders of fabric arrives. Or at least before my husband.
  • A clean house is a strong sign that the sewing machine is broken.
  • I’m a fabricaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I’m on the way to the fabric store.
  • My dream world? A place where the fabric is free and sewing make you thin.

Quilting Jokes

  • A man and a quilt will both keep you warm at night, but a quilt never says anything stupid.
  • Quilting, as much fun as you can have without shaving your legs.
  • You know you’re a quilter if you pet fabric.
  • Remember people will see your quilts long after you are gone. Not your housework.
  • Sewing doesn’t solve all the problems in the world. Sometimes you need to quilt as well.
  • I’ve got scraps. They’re multiplying.

Bad sewing puns

  • Look there they are all my scissors. Still sharp and neatly ordered. Said no seamstress ever.
  • I’m not easily distracted, I… wait is that fabric you have laying over there?
  • Yes, I have a sewing machine and yes I like to sew. No, I don’t want to hem your pants or fix your curtains for 1/3 the price of a tailor. Do it yourself if you think it takes a minute.
  • Dear fabric store worker. Don’t ask me what I’m making, I’m running out of code words. It’s going in my fabric stash.
  • I’m a quilting grandma. Much like a normal grandma. Except much cooler.
  • Me at the fabric store: Should I buy this piece of fabric for my stash? Head: No, Wallet: No, Store owner: No. Husband: Heck no. Me: I’ll take 5 yards, please.

Sewing Riddles

  • What do you call two needles?
    Twin Needles!
  • When is a fabric stash a collection?
    When it gets out of control.
  • What do you call the UPS truck?
    A Fabric truck.
  • What’s the opposite of irony?
    Wrinkly.

Sewing comic strips

Singer sewing machine jokes

  • Two sewing machines are sitting in a bar.. And one says: “Are you a singer?” and the other one replies: “Why? Ja-no-me?”.

Knitting Jokes

Knitting dad jokes

  • My wife was teaching her best friend how to knit. She was doing quite well but for some extra encouragement I said:
    “The basics are simple enough. It’s when you get into the knitty gritty that things start to unravel.
    Wife and friend shake their heads, so I say “Sorry, I didn’t mean for my purls of wisdom to needle you.”
    More groans…
    “Still,” I said, “at least I kept it short and sweet. I mean, I could’ve spun you a proper yarn.”
    Wife to friend: “Right, pass me that soddin’ knitting needle…!”

  • If I knit fast enough, does it count as aerobics?
  • If you want to know more about string theory, ask someone who knits.
  • Did you hear the story about the cat who swallowed a ball or yarn? She had mittens
  • My sewing class is a tight knit group.

Funny stories

  • A piece of yarn enters a bar all alone and tries to order a drink. The bartender snarls,
    “We don’t serve your kind here!”.
    The yarn is forced to leave.
    While sitting outside the bar and feeling all alone, the yarn suddenly comes up with a brilliant idea. Working quickly, he ties himself into a knot and unravels the ends. Taking a deep breath, the yarn boldly walks back into the bar and orders a beer instead.
    “Hey!” says the bartender. “Ain’t you that piece of yarn I just threw outta here?”
    “Nope,” replies the yarn, “I’m a frayed knot.”
  • A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.
    Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window……
    “Pullover”!!
    “No,” she shouts back, “a pair of socks!”
  • The doctor told me to get more fiber, so I went to the local yarn store after work.
  • An old lady walked into a butcher’s shop and shouted at the butcher.
    “That leg of lamb you sold me last week, shrunk by six inches when I cooked it”
    “That’s funny” said the butcher “My missis knitted me a jumper, and when she washed it, it shrunk by six inches”
    “Must have been from the same sheep”
  • Local police hunting the ‘knitting-needle nutter’ who has stabbed six people in the arse in the last 48 hours believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
  • A grandmother sat on her porch knitting three socks when someone walked by and asked, “Why are you knitting three socks?”
    The grandmother replied: “Because my grandson said he’s grown a foot since joining the Army.”
  • A woman walks into a yarn store and asks for a length of wool yarn. The shopkeeper asks,”How long do you need it?” The lady, new to the hobby of crochet, thought it over, then responded, “I guess I’ll need it for a pretty long time. I’m going to make a sweater!”
  • How can you tell when you’ve had too much coffee?
    When you’ve just finished knitting your third sweater in a week, and you don’t even know *how* to knit!
  • A mother took her little boy to church.
    While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”
    The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”
    The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“
    The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”

One-liners about knitting

  • When I started knitting I forgot how to cook
  • To knit or not to knit, now that’s just a silly question!
  • Housework is for those who do not know how to knit.
  • Knitting is cheaper than therapy
  • If you want to know about string
  • You can make fun about my knitting, but remember, I’m the one with the pointy sticks.
  • Eat, knit, laugh, repeat.
  • ProcastiKNITting: To defer all other activities besides knitting.
  • I’m not addicted to knitting, I can stop after just one more row.

Knitting riddles

  • How do knitters travel?
    By cable car.
  • Why did the sheep avoid going to bars?
    She didn’t like being carded!
  • Why did the hog farmer give up knitting?
    He didn’t want to cast his purls before swine!
  • What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
    A wooly jumper.
  • How do knitters get into Heaven?
    Through the “purly” gates.
  • What happens if you dip a blue skein of yarn and a gray hook into the Red Sea?
    They get wet!
  • What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
    You are spinning me a yarn here!

Knitting comic strips

Sewing Memes

Knitting Memes

Fun facts about sewing & knitting

  • Ronald Regan announced September as “National Sewing Month” in 1982. He did so to honor sewing in the home.
  • Initially, knitting was primarily a man’s job. In fact, women were not allowed to knit in Paris until several decades after men had made knitting unions.
  • The word “Knit” is derived from the Old English word “cnyttan”. That means “To knot”.
  • Miriam Tegels from the Netherlands is the worlds fastest knitter. She can knit 118 stitches per minute. That’s 1/10 the speed of the Singer 4411.
  • In September 2012 3,083 people knitted together for around 15 minutes in Royal Albert Hall (London).
  • It has been proven that knitting can relieve stress and chronic pain.
  • Knitting was invented in the Middle East. That’s why you often work from the right to left.
  • The longest French knitting is more than 16 miles long (26 km). and done by Edward Hannaford in Sitting bourne, UK. He started working on it in 1989 (and he is still working on it!).
  • The first sewing machine was invented as early as 1790. It played a huge part in the industrial revolution because you could speed up the process significantly compared to doing everything by hand one stitch at the time.
  • The Singer company patented the first machine in 1851.
  • In 1755 Charles Wiesenthal invents a double-pointed needle for hand sewing.
  • Cotton fabric is expected to last for around 80-90 years.
  • The zipper was invented in late 1890’s.
  • Before we invented metal pins were made from fish bones, ivory, tortoise shells, and thorns. Very creative.
  • The Singer sewing machines were the first complex product to be mass marketed. It was much more complex and sophisticated than anything that had been made on an assembly line previous to that.
  • Early sewing machines were sold from door to door and rented out from the manufactures until they were paid off.

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is needle jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

Read about a new website called www.needleinahaystack.com. Took me ages to find it.

A police officer spotted a man driving along the motorway with knitting needles. He got his attention and shouted “pull over!”. The man looked back and said “well, I think of it more as a jumper”.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles…

A friend with knitting needles told me he has a pattern for sunglasses. I think he’s trying to pull the wool over my eyes.

I’d tell you a joke about a blunt needle but it’s pointless.

The most impressive thing about it taking twelve sheep to make a jumper is that I didn’t know they had any knitting needles.

I bet some friends I could manufacturer a sewing needle. It was a silly challenge but I made my point.

Someone locally keeps going around and stealing people’s knitting needles. Police think he is following a pattern.

Good acupuncture is a jab well done.

A group of friends with needles are part of a clothes knit community.

I would tell you a joke about a needle in a haystack, but I don’t think you’d see the point.

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Christmas Jokes

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    1) You believe in Santa 2) You don’t believe in Santa 3) You are Santa 4) You look like Santa

    Christmas Warnings

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    Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and an Honest Lawyer

    Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

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    Santa Claus’ sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, ‘Can you help me fix my sledge, please?”Sorry,’ the motorist replied, ‘I’m not a mechanic – I’m a podiatrist.”In that case,’ retorted Santa, ‘Can you give me a tow?’……….

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    What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you.Q. What’s Christmas called in England? A. Yule Britannia! (English Christmas Humour!)

    School Nativity – Urban Myth

    The boy who was playing the Inn Keeper was fed up of his insignificant role, so when Joseph knocked and asked if there was any room in the inn. Instead of saying ‘No’ as he was supposed to, the young prima donna said, ‘Come in Joseph and Mary, there is plenty of room in my inn.’

    How They Forecast a Cold Winter

    One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2010/11 was going to be cold or mild. The chief asked his medicine man, but he too had lost touch with the reading signs from the natural world around the Great Lakes.In truth, neither of them had idea about how to predict the coming winter. However, the chief decided to take a modern approach, and the chief rang the National Weather Service in Gaylord Michigan.’Yes, it is going to be a cold winter,’ the meteorological officer told the chief. Consequently, he went back to his tribe and told the men to collect plenty of firewood.A fortnight later the chief called the Weather Service and asked for an update. ‘Are you still forecasting a cold winter?’ he asked.’Yes, very cold’, the weather officer told him.As a result of this brief conversation the chief went back to the tribe and told his people to collect every bit of wood they could find.A month later the chief called the National Weather Service once more and asked about the coming winter. ‘Yes,’ he was told, ‘it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.”How can you be so sure?’ the chief asked.The weatherman replied: ‘Because the Native Americans of the Great Lakes are collecting wood like crazy.’See more of our Christmas Humour stories

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    Don’t Try This at Home!

    Pastor Tony is walking down the street on Christmas eve when he notices a Larry, a small boy, trying to press the doorbell of a house across the street. However, Larry is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, Pastor Tony moves closer to Larry’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring.Crouching down to Larry’s level, Pastor Tony smiles benevolently and asks, ‘And now what, my little man?’To which Larry replies with a beaming grin, ‘Now we run!’

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    Bygone Christmases – 1940

    Christmas 1940 – A Christmas Under German Blitz Following the phoney war of 1939, Britain suffered directly and indirectly from German bombing. Most seriously over 24,000 innocent civilians had been killed in the Blitz not only in London but also in Coventry Manchester and Liverpool.Christmas trees were not a high priority for townspeople because they spent so much time in their air-raid shelters, which were too cramped for a modern sized Christmas tree.Effects of Rationing For a typical war time Christmas we would consider the typical Christmas fayre a joke, except it was not funny in 1940 due to rationing. For example a family’s meat ration would not cover a small chicken. Country people had it better, provided they planned ahead and reared their own chicken, or failing that a rabbit or two. One reason that those who survived the war were so healthy was thank to ‘dig for victory’ whereby people planted every available space with healthy vegetables.The government also gave extra sugar rations for the Women’s Institutes to convert autumn fruits into jams and other preserves. As for all those goodies that Britain now imports from Europe, French cheese, Spanish wine – forget it – the German U-Boat blockade in 1940 meant no luxuries.See more about Christmas 1940 here.

    How to Say “Merry Christmas” in 75 Other Languages

    Language Merry Christmas
    Afrikaans Gesëende Kersfees
    Albanian Gezur Krislinjden
    Arabic Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
    Argentine Feliz Navidad
    Armenian Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari Gaghand
    Basque Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!
    Bengali Shuvo Naba Barsha
    Bohemian Vesele Vanoce
    Brazilian Boas Festas e Feliz Ano Novo
    Breton Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat
    Bulgarian Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo Hristovo
    Catalan Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!
    Chile Feliz Navidad
    Chinese (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan’Gung Haw Sun
    Chinese (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen Tan
    Cornish Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth
    Corsian Pace e salute
    Croatian Sretan Bozic
    Czech Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy Rok
    Danish Glædelig Jul
    Dutch Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
    English Merry Christmas
    Eskimo (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!
    Esperanto Gajan Kristnaskon
    Estonian Ruumsaid juulup|hi
    Finnish Hyvaa joulua
    Flemish Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar
    French Joyeux Noel
    Frisian Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!
    Gaelic Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr!
    German Froehliche Weihnachten
    Greek Kala Christouyenna!
    Hawaiian Mele Kalikimaka
    Hebrew Mo’adim Lesimkha. Chena tova
    Hindi Shub Naya Baras
    Hawaiian Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
    Hungarian Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeket
    Icelandic Gledileg Jol
    Indonesian Selamat Hari Natal
    Iraqi Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
    Irish Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnat
    Italian Buone Feste Natalizie
    Japanese Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto
    Korean Sung Tan Chuk Ha
    Latin Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!
    Latvian Prieci’gus Ziemsve’tkus un Laimi’gu Jauno Gadu!
    Lithuanian Linksmu Kaledu
    Maltese LL Milied Lt-tajjeb
    Manx Nollick ghennal as blein vie noa
    Maori Meri Kirihimete
    Norwegian God Jul, or Gledelig Jul
    Papua New Guinea Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yu
    Peru Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso
    Philippines Maligayan Pasko!
    Polish Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie
    Portuguese Feliz Natal
    Romanian Sarbatori fericite & La multi ani
    Russian S RazhdеstvOm! (New Year S Novim Godom!)
    Samoan La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
    Serbian Hristos se rodi
    Slovakian Sretan Bozic or Vesele vianoce
    Samoan La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga Fou
    Scots Gaelic Nollaig chridheil huibh
    Serbian Hristos se rodi.
    Slovak Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
    Spanish Feliz Navidad
    Swedish God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt Ã…r
    Thai Sawadee Pee Mai
    Tongan Mele Kalisimasi
    Turkish Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
    Ukrainian Христос Родився (Hrustos Roduvsya)
    Urdu Naya Saal Mubarak Ho
    Vietnamese Chung Mung Giang Sinh
    Welsh Nadolig Llawen
    Yugoslavian Cestitamo Bozic
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